Thursday, July 17, 2014

Foreign Advice vs Nigerian Advice. 18+ !!!

Lol, a friend just shared this very funny article with me. The kind of response a lady in the western world would get when she posts a topic on her marital issue on a social network, and the kind of response a Nigerian lady would get if she should post the same topic on a social network.

I totally agree with this article. Read below, and let's know what you think. True or False?


                 The difference between foreign advice and Nigerian advice

 FOREIGN PAGE

Hello, My name is Kathy Moss , I’m from UK. I love my husband so much and I do anything to please him in bed. I even **** his thing but he has refused to *** my ‘thing’. Please advice me how to tell him to go down on me cos I really want my ‘thing’ juice ******.

 COMMENTS:

John Phillips: I think you need to talk to him, marriage is communication.

 Alexandra Matters: Oh my dear, sorry about that, I have been in your shoes before... I told him right away and he is an expert in it.

 Kelvin Martins: I get down with my wife, its cool. I love doing it... you should talk to your husband. 

NIGERIAN PAGE

My name is Yetunde, I stay In Lagos, married with a kid, my husband have refused to ****. my ‘thing’, what should I do…? No insults abeg… Just need your suggestions.

 COMMENTS

Musa: First to comment, Space Booked!

 Freshkid: and how does that affect the price of garri in the market? 

Emeka Ngochi: F00l, s*x na food? 

Nkiru Joy: You are a disgrace to woman-hood. SHAME on you.

 Kunle DeeDee: Any news about ASUU Strike?

 Toheeb Sule: If you want I can s*** for you, call my number. 0700233766214

 Dalyop Moz: I no blame you at all, better go find something to do with your life. S*** kor, soak-away ni.

 Richard: Abeg who get bb charger?

 Anphy: You be ashewo!!! You need deliverance!

 Lynda: Sign of End-time, Anti Christ among us, Please repent!

 Rotshak D: Thunder fire you!!! You a shame towomanhood.disgrace!

 LMAO!

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